itsemeralmyrana:

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

That is the best co-worker in the world.

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machomachi:

i call this the catws gang wearing stuff they’ll never ever wear

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me:and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
woman:uh... it's for a boy.
me:okay congratulations
me:do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
woman:i want a boy toy please
me:haha dont we all
woman:
me:
me:so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
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yisaldifferentfromotherknights:

justin-kaido:

fireyfobbitmedicine:

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

Don’t forget

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WHATEVER SHE JUST SAID

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sergantbucky:

“Who the hell is Bucky?”
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zzzeal:

Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes

Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views

Shoutout to all underappreciated artists who do amazing work and receive no recognition

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roymustanqs:

when you’re so in love with a character you literally squeal and curl into a ball when they make an appearance.

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